A joke a day, keeps the doctor away!

At DonorSearch, we believe a sense of humor and a pleasant work environment are two of the key factors to success. It’s a tradition in the DonorSearch workplace that before we start the day, someone shares a funny anecdote with the team.  Since everyone could use a smile now and then, DonorSearch has decided to share its jocularity with you.

Enjoy and feel free to laugh out loud!

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Thursday
25Feb2010

Life.

A  father was at the beach with his  children
when the four-year-old son ran  up to him,
grabbed  his hand, and led him to the  shore
where  a seagull lay dead in the  sand..
'Daddy,  what happened to him?' the son  asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,'  the Dad replied.
The boy thought a  moment and then said,
'Did God throw  him back down?'

Told by, Jean, Director of Finance.

Wednesday
10Feb2010

Be careful on escalators...

"One time I tripped on an escalator, and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half."

Told by, Alexei, Sales and Relationship Manger.

Wednesday
20Jan2010

Superheros get back at eachother..

Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp."

The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."

Told by, Bill Tedesco, CEO and Managing Partner

Tuesday
19Jan2010

Dinosaurs...

What do you call a dinosaur wearing tight shoes?

My-foot-is-saurus!

What do you get when two dinosaurs collide?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What makes more noise that a dinosaur?

Two dinosaurs!

 

Told by Becky Fleming, Prospect Researcher.

Friday
15Jan2010

Money isn't everything...

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
J. Paul Getty

Told by Patrick, EVP.